Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...