Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s