A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...