Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...