Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...