Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...