Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...