Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...