Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...