Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...