My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....