Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...