OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...