IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...