Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...