Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Clinton movie titles…
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What is the first symptom of AIDS?
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Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
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A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Elephant and Man
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Ant and a grasshopper
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How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
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