A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...