What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.