What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...