Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...