Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...