How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...