Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...