3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....