How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...