What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...