A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...