No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias