cross a worm and an elephant
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Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
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Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
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Fortune cookie mistake
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