Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...