Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...