Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...