A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....