Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.