Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...