Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...