Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...