Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...