A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...