Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...