Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...