Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...