The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...