Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...