Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...