Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...