Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...