WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...