What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...