George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...