Flying!
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Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
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How To Blind A Woman:
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Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
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Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...